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Cum Eating Phone Sex: You Need CEI

We all have fantasies we’re a little hesitant to act on. For some of those fantasies, that’s a good thing because what we find erotic in fantasy is not necessarily something we’d feel good doing in real life. For others, the hesitancy is a little more unnecessary because we’re mostly just afraid we’ll like it. 😉

This, I find, is the case with most cum eating phone sex fantasies. Guys want to do it while their cocks are hard, but after they’ve cum, they’re a little more hesitant. They’re afraid of how it might taste, or what it might say about them if they like it.

Well, as a bi phone sex girl myself, I can tell you without question that eating cum does not make you gay. The only thing that makes you gay is if you are attracted solely to men. The fact that you’re calling me for this suggests you’re at least somewhat attracted to women, so you can put the “But what if I’m gay?” fear to rest now.

As for the taste, well, I can assure you that it’s really not bad at all. If you can drink beer, you can definitely swallow cum. I can’t stand beer, but I have no issue with cum. 😉

So if you’re in need of some CEI phone sex–cum eating instructions–then you know what to do. Click one of the buttons below to give me, Kristen, a call. Talk to you soon!

CEI Phone Sex: Cum Eaters, Ahoy!

Hey there, cum eating fans! How are you all doing today? Great, I hope!

Are you the type of guy who has no problem eating your own cum for me? You’ve already gotten past the initial hurdle of doing it once, and you’re happy to do it again? Awesome! This post is for you.

I love giving cum eating instructions–CEI phone sex! But, mostly, my instructions are less about the eating your own cum and more about what I want you to do for me leading up to the cum eating part.

I like to tease you guys a little bit when I know you’re going to eat your cum for me. Edging and some tease and denial are what I use to get you really worked up and get those balls absolutely, positively full before I let you shoot your load! I want you to have a lot to eat for me, after all.

So what I’ll do is edge you over and over, deny you a few times, and then, finally, give you permission to get off. I make sure to tell you to catch every drop of that cum for me on your fingers (or on your face, if I’m having you give yourself a self-facial). Don’t lose a single drop!

Then, I give you a couple of moments to catch your breath from your orgasm because it’s definitely going to be intense after all that teasing and edging. After that? Well, it’s cum eating time! Lick it all off your fingers for me. Make sure you get it all. We wouldn’t want you accidentally missing some of it, now would we?

If this sounds like a fun kind of session to you, you know what to do! Click one of the buttons below to give me, Kristen, a call!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Fun CEI For The Discerning Cum Eater

Hi, guys! How are you today? Good, I hope! I know I certainly am. I had a great time last night making a guy eat his own cum for me, and I’m looking forward to having you boys do that for me again today, too!

Now, I absolutely love CEI phone sex. (CEI stands for cum eating instructions, just in case you weren’t sure about the acronym.) But what I don’t love is overly complicated cum eating instructions. It’s fun to tell a guy how to eat his own cum, but I don’t want to get so caught up in the set-up that I forget that he has to, you know, actually eat it at the end, lol!

So that was what was on my mind yesterday when my bicurious friend came over while I was making cupcakes. Yes, cupcakes. I know, you wouldn’t think I’d be the kind of girl who bakes in her spare time, but I totally am!

Anyway, I had him playing with himself and edging while I mixed the batter and let the cupcakes bake. He had already told me he was curious about cum eating, but wasn’t sure he could just eat it straight. So the wheels were turning deviously while I had him playing with himself for me.

I had him edge the whole time the cupcakes baked and while I was making the frosting as they cooled. They were red velvet cupcakes, so the frosting was cream cheese frosting–with pecans, because that’s the best way to have cream cheese frosting, in my opinion.

I kept him edging and playing while I iced the cooled cupcakes. He was starting to whine about chafing at this point, so I told him to stand his ass up and come over to the counter where I was icing the cupcakes. He did, and I handed him a completed cupcake.

“What do I do with this?” he asked.

“You finish jacking off and cum all over the frosting,” I replied. “Then, you eat the whole thing.”

He gave me a dubious look, and I grabbed a wooden spoon to wield threateningly. He understood the threat for what it was, and obediently jacked it all over the top of the cupcake, coating it in his very own special kind of nut.

After he finished cumming, I took the cupcake from him and held it up to his lips. “Time to put up or shut up,” I said. He took a deep breath and then a big bite. A smile slowly spread across his lips as he ate the rest of the cupcake.

“See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?” I asked.

“Nope!” he replied. “Can I do it again?”

“Of course!” I said with a smile, happy I’d converted another man to the joys of cum eating.

Does this sound like the kind of cum eating phone sex fun you’d like to have? Well, all you have to do is click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call. Talk to you soon!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Self-Facials Are So Hot

Hey, boys, it’s Kristen, your favorite coed phone sex girl. How’s it going today?

Going good for me. I just had a guy eat his own cum for me on the phone, which was FANTASTIC, let me tell you. But instead of satisfying my appetite for that sort of thing, it just made me hungrier for more! So I’ve been thinking up good ways to make y’all eat your own cum for me, and I think I’ve come up with a great idea: self-facials!

For those of you who desire cum eating instructions, here you go. I want you to stroke for me. When you call me, I’ll tell you how to do it and all that good stuff. And I’ll edge you several times to make sure there’ll be a nice, big load for us at the end. Then, when you’re close to cumming for me, I’m going to have you lean your face as close to your cock as possible, so that when you shoot your load, it goes all over your face!

How’s that for some nice, simple CEI phone sex?

Sounds like a nice way to spend an evening to me. What do you boys think?

If you’re up for it, you should totally give me a call. All you have to do is click the button below to contact me, for either cum eating phone sex or for web chat. I can’t wait to talk to you!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Try Something New

Hey, guys! Are you starting to go a little stir-crazy from the quarantine? Well, I’m here to help you out a little. Your favorite phone sex coed has got a fun idea in mind for something new for you to try. You guys always like trying new things, right?

Well, here’s what I’m thinking: Some cum eating!

I know, you may be thinking this isn’t your thing, but just humor me for a minute. What better way to heighten your pleasure than to know you’re going to do something important with that cum once it spurts out?

I’m going to tease you a lot, get you all worked up, so that there will be a lot of cum in those balls for me to drain out. Then, once they’re all drained, I’m going to have you take care of your mess for me by eating it! Doesn’t that sound like fun?

Yeah, I know, the more I talk about it, the more appealing it starts to sound, right? Just imagine, slowly licking every drop of your cum off your fingers at my command. Your cock will be hard all over again in no time from the intense thrill that cum eating phone sex will give you!

Are you ready to give it a shot? All you have to do is click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call. You’ll love every minute of it, I promise!