Cum Eating Phone Sex: Self-Facials Are So Sexy!

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Hey, guys! How’s everyone doing today? Great, I hope! Today, I want to talk to you a little bit more about one of my favorite subjects: cum eating!

There are a lot of different ways you can eat your own cum for me, which I totally love. But I’d like to focus on one particular way today, and that’s the art of the self-facial.

I know, I know, you probably think that that’s something that’s beyond you, especially if you’re not very flexible, but I’m here to tell you that that’s not necessarily true. You may very well be able to give yourself a self-facial. You just have to give it the old college try. 😉

There are a couple of ways you can try this. The easiest way is simply leaning forward as far as you can and bending your head down toward your cock when you feel like you’re close to cumming. A more acrobatic way involves you lying on the bed or the floor and propping your legs up against the wall in such a way that it pushes your cock more toward your face. Either one of these is perfectly fine with me. Or if you’ve found a way that works better than either of these, feel free to use it (and also share your secret with me, your favorite phone sex coed!).

So, anyway, what we’re going to do is edge you for a bit to build up a lot of cum inside those balls of yours so that there will be plenty for you to shoot all over yourself, and also so that it will shoot farther than usual, to make sure it actually hits your face. Then, you’re going to cum all over your face and into your mouth for me! Doesn’t that sound super-hot? It sure does to me!

If you’d like to give this or any other cum eating phone sex fantasy ago, you know what to do! Just click the button below to give me a call. If you’re unable to talk, you can always try out web chat, which is very exciting in its own right, too. Talk to you soon!

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Cum Eating Phone Sex: CEI For You

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Hey, guys, it’s me, Kristen, again. Hope you’re all doing well! Today, I want to talk to those of you who are adventurous cum eaters. I’ve got some ucm eating instructions that I think you’ll enjoy!

Here’s what I’m thinking: I think you need to shake up your cum eating routine a little bit. It’s probably gotten to be a little bit–well, I hesitate to say “boring,” but a little bit standard operating procedure to just cum on your fingers and lick it off. Sure, that’s fun and all, but you may be looking for something else exciting to try. And I’ve got just the thing for you!

This particular CEI assumes two things. Number one, everyone needs a little extra protein in their diets. And number two, most people like a little cream in their coffee. If you’re perceptive, you can already see where this one is going, right? 😉

It makes no difference to me if you jerk off first thing in the morning to add your cum to your morning coffee, or if you jerk off before you go to bed and freeze it to save to add to your coffee. Either one works fine for me. Just as long as the cum goes where it belongs, I don’t care if you take it fresh or frozen!

But, yes, I want you to eat–or, more accurately, drink–your cum in your morning coffee for me. Even if you’re not normally a coffee drinker, I encourage you to give this one a try. The fact that you don’t normally drink coffee will make it even more exciting, as if it’s some kind of special occasion!

I can think of a number of different ways that you can eat your own cum for me. The above is just one of my many ideas. So if you’d like to eat your own cum for me like a good boy, then I would absolutely LOVE to hear from you. All you have to do to get some cum eating phone sex instructions from me is to click the button below to give me a call or to contact me via email or web chat. I look forward to hearing from you!

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