Now, I absolutely love CEI phone sex. (CEI stands for cum eating instructions, just in case you weren’t sure about the acronym.) But what I don’t love is overly complicated cum eating instructions. It’s fun to tell a guy how to eat his own cum, but I don’t want to get so caught up in the set-up that I forget that he has to, you know, actually eat it at the end, lol!
So that was what was on my mind yesterday when my bicurious friend came over while I was making cupcakes. Yes, cupcakes. I know, you wouldn’t think I’d be the kind of girl who bakes in her spare time, but I totally am!
Anyway, I had him playing with himself and edging while I mixed the batter and let the cupcakes bake. He had already told me he was curious about cum eating, but wasn’t sure he could just eat it straight. So the wheels were turning deviously while I had him playing with himself for me.
I had him edge the whole time the cupcakes baked and while I was making the frosting as they cooled. They were red velvet cupcakes, so the frosting was cream cheese frosting–with pecans, because that’s the best way to have cream cheese frosting, in my opinion.
I kept him edging and playing while I iced the cooled cupcakes. He was starting to whine about chafing at this point, so I told him to stand his ass up and come over to the counter where I was icing the cupcakes. He did, and I handed him a completed cupcake.
“What do I do with this?” he asked.
“You finish jacking off and cum all over the frosting,” I replied. “Then, you eat the whole thing.”
He gave me a dubious look, and I grabbed a wooden spoon to wield threateningly. He understood the threat for what it was, and obediently jacked it all over the top of the cupcake, coating it in his very own special kind of nut.
After he finished cumming, I took the cupcake from him and held it up to his lips. “Time to put up or shut up,” I said. He took a deep breath and then a big bite. A smile slowly spread across his lips as he ate the rest of the cupcake.
“See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?” I asked.
“Nope!” he replied. “Can I do it again?”
“Of course!” I said with a smile, happy I’d converted another man to the joys of cum eating.
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