Anal Training Phone Sex: Let’s Get You Ready For It

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Hey, guys! Your favorite coed phone sex girl has a brand-new toy. And this time I’m talking about a person, not a sex toy. 😉

I recently met this guy who was curious about anal play and decided I’d turn him into my sexy little anal slut. He seemed interested in doing this, so I took him to the sex shop in town to help him pick out some things we’d need.

I got big tub of Boy Butter lube to use on him and sent him wandering around the store, looking for anal beads and butt plugs and dildos.

I’ve got to hand it to him, too. For a total beginner, he chose well. He was a little conservative as far as the size of the toys went, but like I said, he’s a beginner. I picked out a few larger ones as aspirational toys, too, and then we went to the counter to check out.

He turned bright red as the cashier rang us up. She didn’t say anything, but she did smile knowingly at both of us!

When we returned home, I told him that I was going to be keeping a private video diary of his anal training and that we would be updating it every day. That also made the shy little thing turn bright red, but I thought it was cute!

We’ve been having a great time with it, too! So since we’ve been doing so well with it, I thought I’d offer some anal training phone sex to those of you out there who are stuck at home during the quarantine. I thought it’d be a fun way for you to pass the time!

So if you’d like to get started, all you have to do is click the button below to give me a call. Talk to you soon!

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Body Worship Phone Sex: You Ache For Me

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So I had this dream last night that I want to share with y’all. I think you’ll really like it.

I dreamed that I was presenting my master’s thesis. As I was presenting, a man kept catching my eye. I could tell he was looking at me, checking out my body, thinking about how he’d like to touch it. So after my presentation was over, I went and sought him out for a little body worship session because something told me he’d be all about that!

This coed phone sex girl strode right across the room and up to this guy. I told him I’d noticed him staring at me and that if he wanted to have a good time, he should come with me. He seemed surprised, but he followed me into the bathroom like a good boy.

I put him on his knees for me and removed my shoes so that he could start by worshiping my feet. He kissed them and lavished attention all over them for me. It was wonderful. Then, I gave him permission to make his way up my long, lean legs to worship them as well.

Would you like to know what happened next? Or would you like to be the guy in this scenario? All you have to do for either of those things is to click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call for some hot body worship phone sex!

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Pegging Phone Sex: Take It For Me

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Hey there, guys! I’m super-excited today because I got a brand-new dildo for my strap on. And something tells me that you boys will appreciate it, too. 😉

This particular dildo is now the largest one in my collection, which is one reason I’m so excited about it. It’s a massive ten inches long, and it’s about as big around as my wrist. So this thing is HUGE! It’s also big and black and rather…intimidating, at least for people who’ve never experienced strap on phone sex before.

But I know that even though there are probably several newbies reading this post, too, most of you guys are old hands at this sort of thing. Maybe you’re a little tired of your usual pegging routine and want to try something a little more challenging. Well, not to worry because I’ve got what you need right here!

I’ll take my time getting you warmed up for it, I promise. This isn’t the sort of dildo you can just ram in and hope for the best, you know? You’ll need a little extra attention to be able to take it, unless you’ve done something like this a few times before.

But once it finally slides in, it’ll be heavenly. I can assure you of that!

So who’s ready to give my new dildo a try? All you have to do is click the button below for some hot pegging phone sex with me, Kristen!

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Bi Phone Sex: Let’s Have An Orgy!

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Hey, guys! How are all of y’all doing today? Great, I hope! I know I sure am. 😉

When you boys call me, I always like to ask what’s on your mind because there’s usually something in particular you’d like to talk about. Sometimes, though, you turn the question back around on me and ask me what’s on mine. So I thought I’d go ahead and answer that question for you right here today, if you were curious!

So what’s on this coed phone sex girl’s mind today? Well, what I’m thinking of–that I absolutely cannot stop thinking about under any circumstances–is group sex. And not just *any* kind of group sex, either. I’m thinking about an orgy!

Orgies are great for bi phone sex girls like me. I get to have as much cock and as much pussy as I could possibly want. And they’re not only good for bi girls like myself. They’re also great for bi guys, too, if you happen to know any of those. 😉

I would love for the two of us to play out an orgy fantasy where we both get all the cock and all the pussy we need. We’ll cum so many times together! So if that sounds like something you’re interested in, you need to give me, Kristen, a call right now by clicking the button below!

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Coed Phone Sex: It’s What You’re Craving

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Hey, boys! How are you doing today? Good, I hope. I know I sure am! I’ve been having a great semester. So much so that I haven’t been blogging like I should’ve been. Oops. I’d say I need a spanking for that, but I know you boys better than that. It’s more likely that you’d want a spanking from your favorite coed phone sex girl, right? 😉

I know you’ve been craving some fun, and if I’m honest, I feel the same way. It’s been a good semester, but a fucking BUSY one. I haven’t been able to play as much as I’d like to, and I’m feeling the effects of that. It sucks, if you really wanna know.

So I’m looking to you guys to help me out. I’m in the mood for some hot phone sex, and I hope you are, too. (Bonus points if it’s hot bi phone sex action, but not strictly required at this point.)

So what’s on your mind? Wouldn’t you love to call and tell me? ‘Cause I would definitely love to hear from you. Just click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call!

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Facesitting Phone Sex: The Perfect Position For Ass Worship

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Hey there, body worship enthusiasts. How’s it going today? Good, I hope!

I want to talk to you today about something I really love doing–sitting on y’all’s naughty faces!

Yes, I absolutely love plopping my luscious ass down onto a willing boy’s face. Like I mentioned in the title of this post, it’s the perfect position for ass worship…and pussy worship, too, if I think you’ve earned the privilege. 😉

I love to stand above you, my long legs on either side of your face, and let you look up the length of my legs to the heaven between them. 😉 It’s fun to tease you this way with what you’re about to have. I love the way your cock gets so hard as you look up at my pussy and ass.

Then, after I’ve given you a good look at me, I’ll slowly start to lower myself down onto your face. I’ll sit lightly at first, to let you get used to having me up there. But there’s no guarantee I won’t sit a bit harder later and smother you just a bit. But we won’t get ahead of ourselves here.

I don’t want you to dive in immediately, either. I want you to take your time and really absorb everything that’s happening. I want you to feel and smell my ass and pussy and think about how wonderful they are. Then, after your other senses are overwhelmed, you can have your first taste!

You’ll start with my ass, of course. I just love having my ass eaten, after all. And if you do a good enough job there, I might just allow you to worship my pussy, too. Doesn’t that sound fun?

I want you to lick all around the outside of my ass at first. Tease me with it. Make me feel good. Then, once you’re positive I’m more than ready, you can slowly start to slip that tongue inside me. Fuck me with it, and let me ride it for you. Mmm, sounds SO good….

Then, like I said, if you do a good job, I’ll let you worship my pussy, too. So there’s your extra incentive to do a good job for me! I mean, assuming you need more incentive than just pleasing me, of course. 😉

So if you’re ready for some hot facesitting phone sex with me, Kristen, then you know what to do. Click the button below for phone sex or web chat! And if I’m not available, you can always send me a message to set up an appointment. Talk to you soon!

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Strap On Phone Sex: A Little Pegging Is Good For You

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After you’ve had all the anal training you could possibly need, there’s only one thing left to do: pegging phone sex!

Oh, come on, guys, you know I’m right. 😉

In case you weren’t sure, pegging, of course, is another word for strap on sex. But you probably already knew that, didn’t you? 😉

I know, you are already in the know when it comes to things like this because you’ve been fantasizing about strap on sex forever. You’ve consumed all kinds of media about it. You’ve learned pretty much all there is to know about it. You even dream about it when you sleep at night! The only thing left for you to do at this point is to take that leap of faith and try it out for yourself.

So why not try it with me?

I know you’ve been following my blog, after all. You know I’m knowledgeable and experienced when it comes to this sort of thing. You’ve followed all my tips and found them to be helpful and useful when it comes to training your ass. So since you know my dirty mind so well at this point, you should make that leap with me. I promise, you’ll really enjoy it.

And you won’t be the only one who really enjoys it. I just love breaking in virgins, to tell you the truth. But don’t worry, I’ll treat you like a real person, rather than just another notch on my bedpost. I’ll make sure both of us have a great time and are excited to do it again once it’s all said and done.

I know you’re looking forward to this as much as I am, so why not click the button below to call me, Kristen, for some hot strap on phone sex? Or if you can’t talk right now, you can always try out web chat. It’s lots of fun, too. And if I happen not to be available, you can always shoot me a message, and we’ll set up a good time for the two of us to get together and have our fun.

So what are you waiting for? Give me a call! I can’t wait to hear from you. 🙂

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Forced Bi Phone Sex: What A Predicament You’ve Found Yourself In!

I bet when I told you I wanted you to come home with me so that I could tie you up, you never quite imagined that this phone sex coed would do THIS to you.

Let me set the scene for you. You’re completely naked–helpless, vulnerable–and tied spread-eagled across my bed. Your hands are attached to the headboard, your feet to the footboard. You can squirm around a little bit, but there’s no way you’re getting loose. The cuffs and the rope are just too secure.

This part, you agreed to. You were fine with me tying you up and using you as my sex slave. But that’s not quite what transpired once you were rendered incapable of defending yourself. I brought my big, very sexy, very MALE friend into the room and told you that HE wants to you use you as his sex slave.

You started panicking and tugging really hard at your restraints. They held fast, though, so here you are, about to have your first bi experience, totally involuntarily. Are you ready?

Well, honestly, it doesn’t matter if you’re ready or not. He and I are ready, and that’s all that matters!

I come to sit down on one side of you and hold your head nice and still in my hands. He comes to your other side and holds his cock to your lips. You try to pull away, but my hands on your face won’t let you. I pinch your nose shut so that you have to open your mouth to breathe, and when you do, he slides his cock right in. Boom, forced cocksucking!

And don’t think you’re just going to get off that easy, either. He’s going to be putting it in your other, less accessible hole soon enough. So go ahead and prepare yourself for that eventuality ’cause it’s coming!

Does this sound like the kind of forced bi phone sex fantasy that you’d enjoy? If so, click the button below to give me a call, or to try out web chat! Talk to you soon!

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Anal Training Phone Sex: The Tools You Need…And Don’t Need

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Hey, guys! I’m going to tell you something today that might surprise you. You actually don’t need butt plugs for anal training.

Now, don’t get me wrong here. If you WANT to use butt plugs, that’s perfectly fine. Don’t cancel your Extreme Restraints order just yet. But they’re not a necessity, and you’re not missing out on anything if you don’t have them.

The thing about butt plugs, in my opinion, is that they don’t train your ass for fucking. They train it to carry a plug around. Those are two completely different things. Therefore, if you want to be trained for strap on purposes, then butt plugs are not necessarily the way to go.

Now, if you’re interested in butt plug training, that’s wonderful. If you want to learn to wear a plug for an extended period of time, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, I encourage it, if it’s something YOU want to do. But it’s not at all necessary for strap on training.

If you really want to know, no toys are necessary at all. Admittedly, a selection of dildos will make it easier, but if you don’t have those, don’t worry. You can train yourself using nothing but lube and your fingers!

But if you’re wondering what I would recommend as far as anal training phone sex goes, I’ll be happy to tell you. I recommend a high-quality lube, a silicone dildo or two, and possibly some gloves and condoms to make cleanup a bit easier.

Here, I have to insert my obligatory warning. As nice as silicone lube is, do NOT use it with silicone toys, or you’ll end up with an awful mess that might even ruin your toys. If you have toys made of another material, however, silicone lube is fine and probably superior to any other type. But for those silicone toys, use water-based or oil-based lube. I prefer oil-based, so long as no condoms are involved because oil-based lubes degrade condoms. So if you’re using condoms and silicone toys, stick with the water-based stuff.

That being said, if you don’t have toys, that’s ok, too. We’ll make it work with nothing but your fingers and some lube. I have a large selection of toys, personally, but I have been collecting them for quite some time now. If you haven’t been, especially if you’re just starting out, there’s nothing wrong with not having all the fancy tools. We’ll make it work with what we’ve got on hand, if you’ll excuse the terrible pun.

Anyway, if you’re ready to get started with your anal training, you know what to do. Give me, Kristen, a call by clicking the button below. Or if you can’t talk, give web chat a try! It’s a lot of fun as well. Talk to you soon!

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Cum Eating Phone Sex: Self-Facials Are So Sexy!

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Hey, guys! How’s everyone doing today? Great, I hope! Today, I want to talk to you a little bit more about one of my favorite subjects: cum eating!

There are a lot of different ways you can eat your own cum for me, which I totally love. But I’d like to focus on one particular way today, and that’s the art of the self-facial.

I know, I know, you probably think that that’s something that’s beyond you, especially if you’re not very flexible, but I’m here to tell you that that’s not necessarily true. You may very well be able to give yourself a self-facial. You just have to give it the old college try. 😉

There are a couple of ways you can try this. The easiest way is simply leaning forward as far as you can and bending your head down toward your cock when you feel like you’re close to cumming. A more acrobatic way involves you lying on the bed or the floor and propping your legs up against the wall in such a way that it pushes your cock more toward your face. Either one of these is perfectly fine with me. Or if you’ve found a way that works better than either of these, feel free to use it (and also share your secret with me, your favorite phone sex coed!).

So, anyway, what we’re going to do is edge you for a bit to build up a lot of cum inside those balls of yours so that there will be plenty for you to shoot all over yourself, and also so that it will shoot farther than usual, to make sure it actually hits your face. Then, you’re going to cum all over your face and into your mouth for me! Doesn’t that sound super-hot? It sure does to me!

If you’d like to give this or any other cum eating phone sex fantasy ago, you know what to do! Just click the button below to give me a call. If you’re unable to talk, you can always try out web chat, which is very exciting in its own right, too. Talk to you soon!

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