You Need Anal Training Phone Sex

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So you want to give strap on phone sex a try, huh? Well, good for you! I’m super-excited that you’ve decided to go this route and even more excited that you chose me to help you.

Unfortunately, I’ve got to stick a “but” in there, though.

I’m very excited…but I have to tell you, it’s not very likely that you’ll be able to handle being rammed full of cock on your very first try. Sure, some people can, but they’re in the minority, as a rule.

That’s ok, though. I know how to get you ready to be stuffed full, and I’m more than happy to help you. All you need is a little anal training to get you going, and it just so happens that anal training is one of my specialties.

What we’re going to do is get you naked and get out the lube. I’m also going to put on some latex gloves to make things extra slippery. Then, I’m going to put you on your back or up on all fours (that one’s up to you) and start training that ass of yours!

I’ll start out with just one single finger. I’ll give your hole a nice little massage with my fingers to get it nice and relaxed, and then I’ll slowly slip my index finger inside you. I know it doesn’t sound like much, but it’ll actually feel really good to you, since you’ve never done anything like this before. If your ass has never been stretched, then just the smallest thing inside you will feel both enormous and amazing!

After one finger, we’ll move on to two. Then, after that, we’ll dispense with the fingers altogether and move on to the toys. That sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Well, I can assure you that it is. I’ve got all kinds of toys–butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, anal beads. I generally like to start with the beads because they start out small and gradually get bigger, but sometimes I’ll switch it up and do something different.

If you’re lucky, at the end of your training, you’ll be ready for my strap on. If you’re not ready for it, though, don’t despair. Practice makes perfect! And besides, the training itself feels amazing, so you may find yourself cumming long before I’m able to get the strap on out!

Ready to give it a shot? Give me, Kristen, a call now for your very own anal training phone sex session. All you have to do is click the button below. Talk to you soon!

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Strap On Phone Sex Is My Favorite Fantasy

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When guys ask me what my favorite fantasy is, I always tell them the truth. I like a lot of different fantasies, and there’s not much that doesn’t get me going, but my perennial favorite will always be strap on phone sex.

I don’t know what it is about using my strap on that I like so much, but here we are. It always turns me on so much to use it, be it on women or on men.

It’s always fun to use it in a threesome with a man and another woman. The guy and I can both penetrate the girl at the same time. Well, in different holes, of course, unless you’re feeling really adventurous! But we can DP her with our hard cocks and make her cum and cum and cum! That’s always a wonderful feeling to me.

And then, of course, I can also use it on guys. They seem to like it a lot, too. You don’t even have to be bi to enjoy having me use my strap on on your mouth and ass…although it certainly doesn’t hurt. Because of the location of the prostate–which is sometimes known as the male G-spot–even straight men can like being penetrated and taken. There’s absolutely nothing gay (or bi) about it. You just like having things in your ass!

But if you do have bicurious fantasies, strap on play is a great way to explore them before you get to the real thing. I can teach you to suck cock and be fucked so that you’ll know exactly what to do when you’re faced with a real dick. Doesn’t that sound awesome?

No matter who you are or what your reason for enjoying strap on phone sex is, I’m here for you. All you have to do is give me, Kristen, a call by clicking the button below. If you can’t talk, you can also join me in a web chat via the button. If I’m not available, shoot me a message, and I’ll get back to you as quickly as possible.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

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Cum Eating Phone Sex: CEI For You

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Hey, guys, it’s me, Kristen, again. Hope you’re all doing well! Today, I want to talk to those of you who are adventurous cum eaters. I’ve got some ucm eating instructions that I think you’ll enjoy!

Here’s what I’m thinking: I think you need to shake up your cum eating routine a little bit. It’s probably gotten to be a little bit–well, I hesitate to say “boring,” but a little bit standard operating procedure to just cum on your fingers and lick it off. Sure, that’s fun and all, but you may be looking for something else exciting to try. And I’ve got just the thing for you!

This particular CEI assumes two things. Number one, everyone needs a little extra protein in their diets. And number two, most people like a little cream in their coffee. If you’re perceptive, you can already see where this one is going, right? 😉

It makes no difference to me if you jerk off first thing in the morning to add your cum to your morning coffee, or if you jerk off before you go to bed and freeze it to save to add to your coffee. Either one works fine for me. Just as long as the cum goes where it belongs, I don’t care if you take it fresh or frozen!

But, yes, I want you to eat–or, more accurately, drink–your cum in your morning coffee for me. Even if you’re not normally a coffee drinker, I encourage you to give this one a try. The fact that you don’t normally drink coffee will make it even more exciting, as if it’s some kind of special occasion!

I can think of a number of different ways that you can eat your own cum for me. The above is just one of my many ideas. So if you’d like to eat your own cum for me like a good boy, then I would absolutely LOVE to hear from you. All you have to do to get some cum eating phone sex instructions from me is to click the button below to give me a call or to contact me via email or web chat. I look forward to hearing from you!

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Bi Phone Sex: Threeways Are The Best

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Never let anyone tell you that three people is too many for a good sexual experience. Anyone who says something like that has no idea what they’re talking about. The person you need to listen to when it comes to things like this? Me, your bi phone sex expert!

Now, when it comes to bisexual fantasies, I’m not one to turn down any kind. Doesn’t matter if they’re your fantasies or mine. Want to have your first encounter with a dude and learn everything you can from me about cocksucking? Great, I’m totally here for you! Want to watch two girls play together for their pleasure and yours? Count me right in!

Threesomes are just a way of life when you’re a bi phone girl like me. FFM, MMF, doesn’t matter. As long as we’re queering it up, I’m happy!

Maybe you and your girlfriend have this fantasy where she gets to eat pussy for the first time and then get double penetrated by you and me with my strap on. Oh, wow, that was just the first thing that popped in my head when it came to threeways, and now I’m really hoping you and your girlfriend have this fantasy because it sounds really freaking hot!

Or maybe you’re interested in going in completely the other direction and trying cock for the first time. A little forced bi fantasy might go a long way toward soothing your nerves over it. If the choice is taken away from you, and you simply have to do what I tell you to, then there’s nothing to really be scared about, is there? You just have to let the inevitable happen!

Or maybe neither of those scenarios are quite what you’re looking for. That’s ok, too. Just tell me what’s on your mind, and we’ll make it happen for you!

In fact, all you have to do to make whatever your bi fantasy is happen is to click the button below to give me a call. If you can’t talk, web chat is also an option. If I’m not available, you can send me a message to set up a good time to talk. All this power and more is at your command with just the click of that button.

Talk to you soon!

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