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Cum Eating Phone Sex: Fun CEI For The Discerning Cum Eater

Hi, guys! How are you today? Good, I hope! I know I certainly am. I had a great time last night making a guy eat his own cum for me, and I’m looking forward to having you boys do that for me again today, too!

Now, I absolutely love CEI phone sex. (CEI stands for cum eating instructions, just in case you weren’t sure about the acronym.) But what I don’t love is overly complicated cum eating instructions. It’s fun to tell a guy how to eat his own cum, but I don’t want to get so caught up in the set-up that I forget that he has to, you know, actually eat it at the end, lol!

So that was what was on my mind yesterday when my bicurious friend came over while I was making cupcakes. Yes, cupcakes. I know, you wouldn’t think I’d be the kind of girl who bakes in her spare time, but I totally am!

Anyway, I had him playing with himself and edging while I mixed the batter and let the cupcakes bake. He had already told me he was curious about cum eating, but wasn’t sure he could just eat it straight. So the wheels were turning deviously while I had him playing with himself for me.

I had him edge the whole time the cupcakes baked and while I was making the frosting as they cooled. They were red velvet cupcakes, so the frosting was cream cheese frosting–with pecans, because that’s the best way to have cream cheese frosting, in my opinion.

I kept him edging and playing while I iced the cooled cupcakes. He was starting to whine about chafing at this point, so I told him to stand his ass up and come over to the counter where I was icing the cupcakes. He did, and I handed him a completed cupcake.

“What do I do with this?” he asked.

“You finish jacking off and cum all over the frosting,” I replied. “Then, you eat the whole thing.”

He gave me a dubious look, and I grabbed a wooden spoon to wield threateningly. He understood the threat for what it was, and obediently jacked it all over the top of the cupcake, coating it in his very own special kind of nut.

After he finished cumming, I took the cupcake from him and held it up to his lips. “Time to put up or shut up,” I said. He took a deep breath and then a big bite. A smile slowly spread across his lips as he ate the rest of the cupcake.

“See? That wasn’t so bad, was it?” I asked.

“Nope!” he replied. “Can I do it again?”

“Of course!” I said with a smile, happy I’d converted another man to the joys of cum eating.

Does this sound like the kind of cum eating phone sex fun you’d like to have? Well, all you have to do is click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call. Talk to you soon!

Creampie Cleanup Phone Sex: How To Get A Guy To Eat His Own Cum

If I’ve heard it once, I’ve heard it a million times. “Princess, I want to eat my own cum, but after I’ve gotten off, I don’t want to anymore.”

Listen, guys. There are ways around this mentality if you really want to learn them. Self-facials are one. Freezing your cum for later eating is another. But my personal favorite is incorporating creampie cleanup into my sexytimes.

Now, in this particular case, I’m talking about you licking up your own creampie, not one someone else left inside me. That’s also fun, but it’s the subject of an entirely different blog post. 😉

I love sex, in all its forms, so if you have a decent-sized cock and want to pound my pussy like there’s no tomorrow, well, I’m gonna let you. It just feels so good for both of us, so why would I want to deny either of us the pleasure?

So I’ll play with you and let you fuck me. And we’ll both love every second of it (obviously). And then, after we’ve both gotten off, it’ll be time for the cum eating portion of our fun times together!

If there’s one thing I absolutely adore after sex, it’s having my pussy eaten. And you’d think most guys wouldn’t go for it, but you’d be sooooooo wrong. There’s something about that post-orgasm haze that takes away their inhibitions and makes them willing to clean up their own creampie if it means getting a taste of my delicious pussy. And, hey, who can blame them, right?

Would you like to try to overcome your aversion to eating your own cum by fucking me and then engaging in some creampie cleanup phone sex? Well, I’d sure be happy to let you give it a try. Just click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Self-Facials Are So Hot

Hey, boys, it’s Kristen, your favorite coed phone sex girl. How’s it going today?

Going good for me. I just had a guy eat his own cum for me on the phone, which was FANTASTIC, let me tell you. But instead of satisfying my appetite for that sort of thing, it just made me hungrier for more! So I’ve been thinking up good ways to make y’all eat your own cum for me, and I think I’ve come up with a great idea: self-facials!

For those of you who desire cum eating instructions, here you go. I want you to stroke for me. When you call me, I’ll tell you how to do it and all that good stuff. And I’ll edge you several times to make sure there’ll be a nice, big load for us at the end. Then, when you’re close to cumming for me, I’m going to have you lean your face as close to your cock as possible, so that when you shoot your load, it goes all over your face!

How’s that for some nice, simple CEI phone sex?

Sounds like a nice way to spend an evening to me. What do you boys think?

If you’re up for it, you should totally give me a call. All you have to do is click the button below to contact me, for either cum eating phone sex or for web chat. I can’t wait to talk to you!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Try Something New

Hey, guys! Are you starting to go a little stir-crazy from the quarantine? Well, I’m here to help you out a little. Your favorite phone sex coed has got a fun idea in mind for something new for you to try. You guys always like trying new things, right?

Well, here’s what I’m thinking: Some cum eating!

I know, you may be thinking this isn’t your thing, but just humor me for a minute. What better way to heighten your pleasure than to know you’re going to do something important with that cum once it spurts out?

I’m going to tease you a lot, get you all worked up, so that there will be a lot of cum in those balls for me to drain out. Then, once they’re all drained, I’m going to have you take care of your mess for me by eating it! Doesn’t that sound like fun?

Yeah, I know, the more I talk about it, the more appealing it starts to sound, right? Just imagine, slowly licking every drop of your cum off your fingers at my command. Your cock will be hard all over again in no time from the intense thrill that cum eating phone sex will give you!

Are you ready to give it a shot? All you have to do is click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call. You’ll love every minute of it, I promise!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: Self-Facials Are So Sexy!

Hey, guys! How’s everyone doing today? Great, I hope! Today, I want to talk to you a little bit more about one of my favorite subjects: cum eating!

There are a lot of different ways you can eat your own cum for me, which I totally love. But I’d like to focus on one particular way today, and that’s the art of the self-facial.

I know, I know, you probably think that that’s something that’s beyond you, especially if you’re not very flexible, but I’m here to tell you that that’s not necessarily true. You may very well be able to give yourself a self-facial. You just have to give it the old college try. 😉

There are a couple of ways you can try this. The easiest way is simply leaning forward as far as you can and bending your head down toward your cock when you feel like you’re close to cumming. A more acrobatic way involves you lying on the bed or the floor and propping your legs up against the wall in such a way that it pushes your cock more toward your face. Either one of these is perfectly fine with me. Or if you’ve found a way that works better than either of these, feel free to use it (and also share your secret with me, your favorite phone sex coed!).

So, anyway, what we’re going to do is edge you for a bit to build up a lot of cum inside those balls of yours so that there will be plenty for you to shoot all over yourself, and also so that it will shoot farther than usual, to make sure it actually hits your face. Then, you’re going to cum all over your face and into your mouth for me! Doesn’t that sound super-hot? It sure does to me!

If you’d like to give this or any other cum eating phone sex fantasy ago, you know what to do! Just click the button below to give me a call. If you’re unable to talk, you can always try out web chat, which is very exciting in its own right, too. Talk to you soon!

Creampie Phone Sex: Eat It All For Me!

Hello there to all my cum eating fans out there. Hope you’re all doing well today! I’ve got a great idea for you guys, and I hope you’re going to love it as much as I do.

Now, I know a lot of you who are into cum eating phone sex may not necessarily be into this, but I also know that there are a good many of you who will. So I’m just going to throw it out there and see who likes it. How does that sound? See, what I’m thinking of today is creampie cleanup. Now, I know this is generally considered more of a cuckolding thing, but that’s only if it’s another guy’s cum you’re eating. If you’re the one who leaves the creampie yourself and then cleans it up, it’s another thing entirely and falls more in line with regular cum eating fantasies.

This is something I’m really excited about, too, because today, I am in the mood for some cock! I want to be fucked hard, and I want to cum hard on your dick. I want it to last for a long time, so there’ll be a HUGE load at the end when you cum for me. I want you to just absolutely fill me to overflowing with it.

My pussy is always so sensitive after being fucked, so the feel of your tongue down there is going to be amazing. I want you to be sure you get every single drop of your cum out of my pussy. If you want, you can even hold it all in your mouth and come up and share with me in a kiss. I’m not opposed to a little snowballing at the right time. 😉

Wouldn’t you like to have some hot creampie phone sex with your favorite coed? I know you would! So go ahead and click that button down there to give me a call. I look forward to talking to you soon!

Cum Eating Phone Sex: CEI For You

Hey, guys, it’s me, Kristen, again. Hope you’re all doing well! Today, I want to talk to those of you who are adventurous cum eaters. I’ve got some ucm eating instructions that I think you’ll enjoy!

Here’s what I’m thinking: I think you need to shake up your cum eating routine a little bit. It’s probably gotten to be a little bit–well, I hesitate to say “boring,” but a little bit standard operating procedure to just cum on your fingers and lick it off. Sure, that’s fun and all, but you may be looking for something else exciting to try. And I’ve got just the thing for you!

This particular CEI assumes two things. Number one, everyone needs a little extra protein in their diets. And number two, most people like a little cream in their coffee. If you’re perceptive, you can already see where this one is going, right? 😉

It makes no difference to me if you jerk off first thing in the morning to add your cum to your morning coffee, or if you jerk off before you go to bed and freeze it to save to add to your coffee. Either one works fine for me. Just as long as the cum goes where it belongs, I don’t care if you take it fresh or frozen!

But, yes, I want you to eat–or, more accurately, drink–your cum in your morning coffee for me. Even if you’re not normally a coffee drinker, I encourage you to give this one a try. The fact that you don’t normally drink coffee will make it even more exciting, as if it’s some kind of special occasion!

I can think of a number of different ways that you can eat your own cum for me. The above is just one of my many ideas. So if you’d like to eat your own cum for me like a good boy, then I would absolutely LOVE to hear from you. All you have to do to get some cum eating phone sex instructions from me is to click the button below to give me a call or to contact me via email or web chat. I look forward to hearing from you!