Strap On Phone Sex: Everyone Can Enjoy It!

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So here’s the thing about strap on phone sex: Everyone can enjoy it!

Lots of guys have misconceptions about who can and can’t get into pegging phone sex. I’m here today to do away with those misconceptions and tell you that anyone can get into strap on play!

You don’t have to be a sissy to enjoy it. You don’t have to have an interest in t-girls or other men. You don’t have to be anything but a good old red-blooded American man with an open mind and some curiosity!

If you’ve never done this sort of thing before, don’t be afraid. I’m not going to hurt you. I know some people like doing that, but I’m not one of them. I know you’re a lot more likely to come back for more if it feels good, right? So I’ll give you all the anal training you need beforehand to insure that you’ll have a pleasant, enjoyable experience. Don’t worry, guys, I’ve done this many, many times. I’m an expert!

So if you’re looking for something new to try to spice up your regular sexual routine, I strongly encourage you to try pegging! I think you’ll really like it (and your prostate will definitely thank you!). And if you’d like my assistance with it, all you have to do is click the button below to give me a call. I look forward to talking to you soon!

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Pegging Phone Sex: Your Ass Is Mine!

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Hey there, boys. I want to tell you a little story today about strap on fun!

Recently, I had a guy tell me that being pegged was his ultimate fantasy. When he told me this, he had no idea that I am, like, the Strap On Queen. He made the mistake of thinking I was just a regular coed, LOL. But when I asked him what his favorite color was and then whipped out a dildo in that exact shade, he changed his mind really quick!

When I told him I could make his fantasy come true pretty much immediately, he hesitated a little. He was definitely not expecting THAT to happen. I got out my strap on harness and slipped the dildo I’d chosen into it, and then I told him it was his choice. I certainly wasn’t going to force him into it because God knows, I have plenty of guys who want to do it willingly whenever I have an itch I need to scratch.

So he thought about it a little longer and then agreed. He made me promise to go slow (which I would’ve done, anyway) and use a lot of lube (which I also would’ve done, anyway). So with a little anal training before the main event, he was good to go!

He ended up having a great time and admitted after it was over that a.) he really had nothing to be nervous about, and b.) it was the best orgasm he’d ever had. He’s coming back next week for more of the same treatment!

Are you boys in the mood for some hot pegging phone sex? Well, you can totally have it anytime you want it by clicking the button below to contact me via phone or web chat. Hope to talk to you soon!

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Strap On Phone Sex: Let’s Do This Thing!

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Hey there, guys. Are you looking for something fun to try while you’re stuck at home, doing nothing in particular? Well, I’ve got a great suggestion for you! Why not try some strap on phone sex with me?

If you’ve never done strap on play before, that’s ok! I’ll give you plenty of teasing and anal training to get you ready. It won’t hurt a bit, I promise! You’ll feel nothing but pleasure and contentment.

Well, and horniness. But that pretty much goes without saying, doesn’t it? 😉

And if you’ve done it before, that’s great, too! I have dildos in all colors and sizes, so I can find something that’ll be a challenge for you, I’m sure. I want to see you suck it and fuck it for me, and I assure you that it’ll be amazing!

I know you guys are ready to try it, so why not give me a call? All you have to do is click the button below to contact me, Kristen. You can call me for phone sex, or you can always contact me via message or web chat if you can’t talk right now. 😉 Talk to you soon!

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Pegging Phone Sex: Take It For Me

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Hey there, guys! I’m super-excited today because I got a brand-new dildo for my strap on. And something tells me that you boys will appreciate it, too. 😉

This particular dildo is now the largest one in my collection, which is one reason I’m so excited about it. It’s a massive ten inches long, and it’s about as big around as my wrist. So this thing is HUGE! It’s also big and black and rather…intimidating, at least for people who’ve never experienced strap on phone sex before.

But I know that even though there are probably several newbies reading this post, too, most of you guys are old hands at this sort of thing. Maybe you’re a little tired of your usual pegging routine and want to try something a little more challenging. Well, not to worry because I’ve got what you need right here!

I’ll take my time getting you warmed up for it, I promise. This isn’t the sort of dildo you can just ram in and hope for the best, you know? You’ll need a little extra attention to be able to take it, unless you’ve done something like this a few times before.

But once it finally slides in, it’ll be heavenly. I can assure you of that!

So who’s ready to give my new dildo a try? All you have to do is click the button below for some hot pegging phone sex with me, Kristen!

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Strap On Phone Sex: A Little Pegging Is Good For You

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After you’ve had all the anal training you could possibly need, there’s only one thing left to do: pegging phone sex!

Oh, come on, guys, you know I’m right. 😉

In case you weren’t sure, pegging, of course, is another word for strap on sex. But you probably already knew that, didn’t you? 😉

I know, you are already in the know when it comes to things like this because you’ve been fantasizing about strap on sex forever. You’ve consumed all kinds of media about it. You’ve learned pretty much all there is to know about it. You even dream about it when you sleep at night! The only thing left for you to do at this point is to take that leap of faith and try it out for yourself.

So why not try it with me?

I know you’ve been following my blog, after all. You know I’m knowledgeable and experienced when it comes to this sort of thing. You’ve followed all my tips and found them to be helpful and useful when it comes to training your ass. So since you know my dirty mind so well at this point, you should make that leap with me. I promise, you’ll really enjoy it.

And you won’t be the only one who really enjoys it. I just love breaking in virgins, to tell you the truth. But don’t worry, I’ll treat you like a real person, rather than just another notch on my bedpost. I’ll make sure both of us have a great time and are excited to do it again once it’s all said and done.

I know you’re looking forward to this as much as I am, so why not click the button below to call me, Kristen, for some hot strap on phone sex? Or if you can’t talk right now, you can always try out web chat. It’s lots of fun, too. And if I happen not to be available, you can always shoot me a message, and we’ll set up a good time for the two of us to get together and have our fun.

So what are you waiting for? Give me a call! I can’t wait to hear from you. 🙂

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Anal Training Phone Sex: The Tools You Need…And Don’t Need

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Hey, guys! I’m going to tell you something today that might surprise you. You actually don’t need butt plugs for anal training.

Now, don’t get me wrong here. If you WANT to use butt plugs, that’s perfectly fine. Don’t cancel your Extreme Restraints order just yet. But they’re not a necessity, and you’re not missing out on anything if you don’t have them.

The thing about butt plugs, in my opinion, is that they don’t train your ass for fucking. They train it to carry a plug around. Those are two completely different things. Therefore, if you want to be trained for strap on purposes, then butt plugs are not necessarily the way to go.

Now, if you’re interested in butt plug training, that’s wonderful. If you want to learn to wear a plug for an extended period of time, there is absolutely nothing wrong with that. In fact, I encourage it, if it’s something YOU want to do. But it’s not at all necessary for strap on training.

If you really want to know, no toys are necessary at all. Admittedly, a selection of dildos will make it easier, but if you don’t have those, don’t worry. You can train yourself using nothing but lube and your fingers!

But if you’re wondering what I would recommend as far as anal training phone sex goes, I’ll be happy to tell you. I recommend a high-quality lube, a silicone dildo or two, and possibly some gloves and condoms to make cleanup a bit easier.

Here, I have to insert my obligatory warning. As nice as silicone lube is, do NOT use it with silicone toys, or you’ll end up with an awful mess that might even ruin your toys. If you have toys made of another material, however, silicone lube is fine and probably superior to any other type. But for those silicone toys, use water-based or oil-based lube. I prefer oil-based, so long as no condoms are involved because oil-based lubes degrade condoms. So if you’re using condoms and silicone toys, stick with the water-based stuff.

That being said, if you don’t have toys, that’s ok, too. We’ll make it work with nothing but your fingers and some lube. I have a large selection of toys, personally, but I have been collecting them for quite some time now. If you haven’t been, especially if you’re just starting out, there’s nothing wrong with not having all the fancy tools. We’ll make it work with what we’ve got on hand, if you’ll excuse the terrible pun.

Anyway, if you’re ready to get started with your anal training, you know what to do. Give me, Kristen, a call by clicking the button below. Or if you can’t talk, give web chat a try! It’s a lot of fun as well. Talk to you soon!

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Pegging Phone Sex: Are You Ready For It?

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Hey, guys! I’ve just received a new package in the mail, and I’m super-excited about it. Why, you ask? Because it contains a brand-new dildo for my strap on!

This one’s pretty awesome-looking, too. It’s got about nine inches of insertable silicone (which is the best material for dildos) length. (There are about eleven inches in all, but you know some of it has to attach to the strap on harness.) It’s also glittery and pink, roughly the color of the shirt I’m wearing in the above image. So it’s pretty much perfect in my book.

So basically, since I have this brand-new dildo that hasn’t been used yet, I’m looking for someone to break it on. You wouldn’t happen to know anybody who’d be up for that, would you? 😉

A little pegging phone sex would be the perfect way to try this thing out. Like I said, it’s silicone, so when you get down on your knees to suck on it for me, there won’t be any weird, rubbery taste or anything like that. It’ll just taste neutral, which is way better than the alternative when it comes to dildo materials. And after I lube it up, it’ll slide right into your ass with no trouble at all.

Do you think you’d like to be the one to give my new strap on dildo a test drive? I sure hope you would! If so, all you have to do is click the button below for some hot strap on phone sex with me. And if you can’t talk for some reason, you can always try web chat instead! I look forward to hearing from you soon. 🙂

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You Need Anal Training Phone Sex

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So you want to give strap on phone sex a try, huh? Well, good for you! I’m super-excited that you’ve decided to go this route and even more excited that you chose me to help you.

Unfortunately, I’ve got to stick a “but” in there, though.

I’m very excited…but I have to tell you, it’s not very likely that you’ll be able to handle being rammed full of cock on your very first try. Sure, some people can, but they’re in the minority, as a rule.

That’s ok, though. I know how to get you ready to be stuffed full, and I’m more than happy to help you. All you need is a little anal training to get you going, and it just so happens that anal training is one of my specialties.

What we’re going to do is get you naked and get out the lube. I’m also going to put on some latex gloves to make things extra slippery. Then, I’m going to put you on your back or up on all fours (that one’s up to you) and start training that ass of yours!

I’ll start out with just one single finger. I’ll give your hole a nice little massage with my fingers to get it nice and relaxed, and then I’ll slowly slip my index finger inside you. I know it doesn’t sound like much, but it’ll actually feel really good to you, since you’ve never done anything like this before. If your ass has never been stretched, then just the smallest thing inside you will feel both enormous and amazing!

After one finger, we’ll move on to two. Then, after that, we’ll dispense with the fingers altogether and move on to the toys. That sounds like fun, doesn’t it? Well, I can assure you that it is. I’ve got all kinds of toys–butt plugs, vibrators, dildos, anal beads. I generally like to start with the beads because they start out small and gradually get bigger, but sometimes I’ll switch it up and do something different.

If you’re lucky, at the end of your training, you’ll be ready for my strap on. If you’re not ready for it, though, don’t despair. Practice makes perfect! And besides, the training itself feels amazing, so you may find yourself cumming long before I’m able to get the strap on out!

Ready to give it a shot? Give me, Kristen, a call now for your very own anal training phone sex session. All you have to do is click the button below. Talk to you soon!

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Strap On Phone Sex Is My Favorite Fantasy

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When guys ask me what my favorite fantasy is, I always tell them the truth. I like a lot of different fantasies, and there’s not much that doesn’t get me going, but my perennial favorite will always be strap on phone sex.

I don’t know what it is about using my strap on that I like so much, but here we are. It always turns me on so much to use it, be it on women or on men.

It’s always fun to use it in a threesome with a man and another woman. The guy and I can both penetrate the girl at the same time. Well, in different holes, of course, unless you’re feeling really adventurous! But we can DP her with our hard cocks and make her cum and cum and cum! That’s always a wonderful feeling to me.

And then, of course, I can also use it on guys. They seem to like it a lot, too. You don’t even have to be bi to enjoy having me use my strap on on your mouth and ass…although it certainly doesn’t hurt. Because of the location of the prostate–which is sometimes known as the male G-spot–even straight men can like being penetrated and taken. There’s absolutely nothing gay (or bi) about it. You just like having things in your ass!

But if you do have bicurious fantasies, strap on play is a great way to explore them before you get to the real thing. I can teach you to suck cock and be fucked so that you’ll know exactly what to do when you’re faced with a real dick. Doesn’t that sound awesome?

No matter who you are or what your reason for enjoying strap on phone sex is, I’m here for you. All you have to do is give me, Kristen, a call by clicking the button below. If you can’t talk, you can also join me in a web chat via the button. If I’m not available, shoot me a message, and I’ll get back to you as quickly as possible.

I look forward to talking to you soon!

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Bi Phone Sex: Threeways Are The Best

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Never let anyone tell you that three people is too many for a good sexual experience. Anyone who says something like that has no idea what they’re talking about. The person you need to listen to when it comes to things like this? Me, your bi phone sex expert!

Now, when it comes to bisexual fantasies, I’m not one to turn down any kind. Doesn’t matter if they’re your fantasies or mine. Want to have your first encounter with a dude and learn everything you can from me about cocksucking? Great, I’m totally here for you! Want to watch two girls play together for their pleasure and yours? Count me right in!

Threesomes are just a way of life when you’re a bi phone girl like me. FFM, MMF, doesn’t matter. As long as we’re queering it up, I’m happy!

Maybe you and your girlfriend have this fantasy where she gets to eat pussy for the first time and then get double penetrated by you and me with my strap on. Oh, wow, that was just the first thing that popped in my head when it came to threeways, and now I’m really hoping you and your girlfriend have this fantasy because it sounds really freaking hot!

Or maybe you’re interested in going in completely the other direction and trying cock for the first time. A little forced bi fantasy might go a long way toward soothing your nerves over it. If the choice is taken away from you, and you simply have to do what I tell you to, then there’s nothing to really be scared about, is there? You just have to let the inevitable happen!

Or maybe neither of those scenarios are quite what you’re looking for. That’s ok, too. Just tell me what’s on your mind, and we’ll make it happen for you!

In fact, all you have to do to make whatever your bi fantasy is happen is to click the button below to give me a call. If you can’t talk, web chat is also an option. If I’m not available, you can send me a message to set up a good time to talk. All this power and more is at your command with just the click of that button.

Talk to you soon!

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