Golden Showers Phone Sex: Fun While Facesitting!

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Hello to all you lovers of golden showers phone sex out there. How is everyone doing today? Great, I hope! I also hope you’re ready for some fun times with your favorite phone sex coed. I know I’m definitely ready to play with you, as always. 😉

So let’s talk about golden showers phone sex today, shall we?

Golden Showers Phone Sex Is Really Hot

I know it’s not something I talk about on this blog often, but I’ve decided it’s time to branch out a bit and start exploring some new things. So that’s why it’s the topic of today’s post! As you all know, I love facesitting phone sex. Facesitting is great because you can do pussy worship and ass worship phone sex while I’m sitting up there! Well, assuming I give you permission, of course. You can probably easily get permission to worship my ass, but you’ll have to earn the right to worship my pussy!

But I’ve always wondered what might happen if I were sitting on some guy’s face for a long time, and I ended up having to pee. I mean, sure, I could stop his body worship phone sex session, get up off his face, and go to the bathroom. But that seems to be a lot of trouble, in my opinion. Don’t you agree?

That’s why I think golden showers phone sex would be super-hot. While I was sitting on his face, I could just let go of the pee that’s inside me and piss all over his face! It sounds really hot!

A Little Human Toilet Play Never Hurt Anyone

Honestly, I’ve always been curious about urinals. No, really, like actual ones! I know it’d be impossible for me, as a woman, to use one standing up. But if I had my very own personal human toilet phone sex urinal whose face I was sitting on at the time, it wouldn’t be difficult to use it at all.

I think toilet play phone sex is a lot of fun, especially golden showers phone sex. I already discussed peeing into your open mouth while I sit on your face, but there are other ways to enjoy GS, too. For instance, I could stand above you and piss on different parts of your body. Could you imagine feeling that warm, golden stream hitting you on your chest…your legs…your cock? Or maybe I could ride your big, hard cock and pee all over you while you’re inside me. What do you think about that? Sounds fun, huh?

Let’s Try Some Piss Play Together

I’ll let you choose which way you want to experience golden showers phone sex with me. Or if you’d like, we can do all of the above and then some! I’m not too picky about this, as long as I get to relieve my bladder in the general direction of you. 😉

So what do you say we give it a go? All you have to do is click the button below to give me, Kristen, a call for your very own personalized golden showers phone sex session. I would really love to hear from you and play with you soon, so go ahead and give the button a click! I can already tell we’re gonna have a lot of fun together. Talk to you soon!

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Ass Worship Phone Sex: Worship My Dirty Ass!

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Hey there, fans of ass worship phone sex! How are y’all today? I hope you’re good, and I hope you’re in the mood for some dirty ass worship. 😉

This Coed Just Came In From The Gym

As you guys probably know, I go to the gym a few times a week. I do this to stay in shape because I lead an otherwise pretty sedentary life, between school, tutoring, and talking to you guys on the phone. So I always enjoy my forays into the gym because it’s something different. 🙂

I actually just got home from the gym, and here you are waiting for me. I think this calls for some dirty ass worship phone sex and some facesitting phone sex, don’t you think? Why don’t you grab a pillow and lie down on the floor for me? Put the pillow under your head, and I’ll take off my sweaty shorts and panties for you. Then, I’ll put one knee on either side of your head and slowly lower myself down onto your face!

Facesitting And Dirty Ass Worship Phone Sex

I bet the aroma is incredible down there right now. I love sitting on your face, facing your dick (which I think is called reverse facesitting). I can ride your tongue while I tease your cock with my hands and maybe even my mouth if I’m feeling particularly generous.

Get your nose in there between my butt cheeks and take a few good sniffs. I want you to really get the scent of my sweaty, dirty ass before you dive in with your lips and tongue. Feel free to use your hands to massage my cheeks, too. They got a good workout today and will be a little sore later. The massage will help ease that a bit.

Now, take your lips and kiss me directly on my dirty asshole. And after you do that, you can use your tongue. French kiss my butthole for me. I want to feel you swirling your tongue around the outside of the hole, and then I want to feel you chasing the dirty taste all the way inside me. Show me how you do it!

Do You Want To Be My Human Toilet?

Is that dirty enough for you for dirty ass worship phone sex? Or do you want to go further? Should I fart directly into your nose and mouth? Or do you need even more than that? Have you been craving human toilet phone sex? If you have, I can certainly give it to you.

I know it’s not for everyone, and if it’s not for you, you’re welcome to stop reading right here and just lick the sweat off my asshole. But if you feel really nasty, read on!

Golden showers phone sex is a great way to introduce you to being my toilet. I can pee directly into your open mouth. I’ll do it slowly, so you can swallow every drop, and it won’t run down your face. We wouldn’t want you to miss any of it, now would we?

But if you’re feeling extremely taboo and kinky, why not try some scat phone sex along with your dirty ass worship phone sex? I’ve always wanted to shit into a guy’s mouth, and you look like the type who’d appreciate it. What do you say? You wanna make this coed phone sex girl’s day and be her toilet and toilet paper, all in one?

If you need some dirty ass worship phone sex, no matter how dirty you need it to be, you can call on me! Just click one of the buttons below to give me, Kristen, a call. I can’t wait to hear from you!

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